My blog is mostly about nerdy stuff like video games, comics, and my life.
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Kimmy, my love. <3
John
imagine if she said no though omg
THATS SO CUTE
(Source: thedailywhat)
You never realize how nice the country side around here is untill you drive around delivering papers at 5 in the morning.
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
I need to shave and get a haircut, or else I’ll look like Fat Jesus. Which will cause me to become a false prophet, lead a cult, predict a false end of the world, begin a mass suicide, live through the events, have money from the cult, live in California for the rest of my life hiding from the law… Not a bad plan.
Dat beard
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
I really wanna go camping/fishing with my girlfriend this summer. I wanna go out and buy some sleeping bags, a tent, new poles, and just go. Sitting next to each other by the fire together at night, having fun.
